Samantha Fawcett's Journal

Anyone in need of a roommate? Or, well, a room that just happens to come with the added benefit of having a roommate! The room includes features such as four walls, a floor, AND a ceiling. I know, sounds pretty awesome, right? I've no idea why the other one left.

Well I do. It had something to do with an anti-reptile bias. And really I will always choose Horatio over any roommate. That reminds me, I need to pick up more arugula for him.

So, yes, anyone knowing of a mate in need of a room, send them my way. Unless they're crazy. Or hate reptiles. Which, lets be honest, if they could hate a beautiful iguana like Horatio they may just be crazy.